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Subject:Ant mimicking spiders and magpie larks.
Time:07:10 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] annoyed
You know when you know something - I mean really know it. Really really know it - and someone tells you that you're wrong? Does that make you wish it was legal to punch stupid people in the face? It makes ME wish it.

EEEEEEXAMPLES

M: Me
T: Them

T: "Oh look at that ant!"
M: "Oh hey! That's not an ant, that's an ant-mimicking spider. Wow, that's cool.."
T: "Uh...no. That's an -ant-."
M: "Look, it has eight legs. And the way it carries them is all wrong."
T: "Ant. Those are antenna. Duh."
M: "...it has -fangs-."
T: "It's clearly an ant."
M: "That's how it tricks its prey."
T: "Except that it's an ant."
M: "Sure. Fine. Whatever."

T: "I wonder where that bird's parents are..." *looking at a Magpie Lark*
M: "...probably making more babies. That's an adult."
T: "Oh no, that's a baby magpie."
M: "Oh, it kind of looks like one, yeah. But it's a Magpie Lark. Totally different species.
T: "Uh. No. That's a baby magpie."
M: "I'll bring you in my Australian birds book tomorrow and show you."
T: "-I- have a book too and it says that they're baby magpies."
M: "....kay."
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Subject:Obama's bow
Time:10:10 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] annoyed
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20091116/pl_afp/japanusdiplomacyasiaobama

WASHINGTON (AFP) – News photos of President Barack Obama bowing to Japan's emperor have incensed critics here, who said the US leader should stand tall when representing America overseas.

Obama on Monday was in China, having wrapped up the Japan leg of his Asia trip two days earlier. But Washington's punditocracy was still weighing whether or not the US president had disgraced his country two days earlier by having taken a deep bow at the waist while meeting Japan's Emperor Akihito.

Political talk shows have played and replayed the moment from the second day of Obama's week-long Asia tour, which set the blogosphere on fire and chat show tongues wagging.

"I don't know why President Obama thought that was appropriate. Maybe he thought it would play well in Japan. But it's not appropriate for an American president to bow to a foreign one," said conservative pundit William Kristol speaking on the Fox News Sunday program, adding that the gesture bespoke a United States that has become weak and overly-deferential under Obama.

Another conservative voice, Bill Bennett, said on CNN's "State of the Union" program: "It's ugly. I don't want to see it."

"We don't defer to emperors. We don't defer to kings or emperors. The president of the United States -- this coupled with so many apologies from the United States -- is just another thing," said Bennett.

Some conservative critics juxtaposed the image of Obama with one of former US vice president Dick Cheney, who greeted the emperor in 2007 with a firm handshake but no bow.

"I'll bet if you look at pictures of world leaders over 20 years meeting the emperor in Japan, they don't bow," Kristol said.

Some said the gesture was particularly grating coming after Obama's bow to Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah at a G20 meeting in April.

The US president's Asia trip comes just over a year after he won election to the White House, and is designed to shore up US power in a region increasingly dominated by rising giant China.

But back home, Obama's bow in Japan seems to have grabbed much of the attention being paid to the trip.

The gesture appears to have touched a particularly raw nerve among Obama critics who said the president has hastened America's decline as a world superpower by being too apologetic and too deferential in his dealings with other world leaders.

While most of the commentary about the bow in Japan was decidedly negative, some political observers, like longtime Democratic activist Donna Brazile, came to the president's defense.

"I think it's a gesture of kindness," she told CNN, adding that the bow appeared intended to show "goodwill between two nations that respect each other."

Meanwhile, an unnamed, senior Obama administration official told the Politico.com news site that the president had simply been observing protocol.

"I think that those who try to politicize those things are just way, way, way off base," the official told Politico.

"I don't think anybody who was in Japan -- who saw his speech and the reaction to it, certainly those who witnessed his bilateral meetings there -- would say anything other than that he enhanced both the position and the status of the US, relative to Japan," Politico wrote.

"It was a good, positive visit at an important time, because there's a lot going on in Japan."



Oh grow the Hell up, people.
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Subject:Anyone but me see an issue with this ad?
Time:07:45 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] amused
Edit: Fixed..
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Subject:New Icon
Time:10:23 am
<3 Greebo
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Subject:*sigh*
Time:09:55 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] sad
I hit a raccoon not 20 minutes ago with Krista's Jeep Cherokee. I barely remember seeing it and I only just barely saw it out of the corner of my eye before screaming and slamming on the brakes but it was far too late and I ran it over. I didn't do anything at all after that except stare ahead and drive on autopilot.

I had never hit anything before. I once hit the brakes to avoid hitting a BUTTERFLY. A BUTTERFLY. I got about as far as a traffic light before just falling apart and sobbing. I had to try to hold myself together just to be able to SEE enough to drive. Were I not so bound and determined to never cry in front of anyone but my husband, I'd still be crying right now.
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Subject:Ben's rant.
Time:11:49 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] amused
Ben: *reads the list his mome gave him*
Ben: THIS IS A STUPID LIST! I HATE THIS LIST! I LIKE THE 'I LOVE YOU' PART BUT THE REST IS STUPID!!!
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Subject:I'm traumatized.
Time:07:38 pm
Psmanthe just rubbed her butt on me in a terrifying stripperesque move. When I threatened to blog about it (oooo, scary!) she started singing her own cover of "My Humps" and went, "Mah rump! Mah rump! My ....not so...lovely...big-bump.."

It was glorious.
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Subject:Oh puppy..
Time:11:29 pm
So I was at Safeway (think Woolies, Australians). A puppy was running around. White and brindle female pitbull puppy. 12 weeks or so old. Blingy purple collar with rhinestones on it. IN THE STORE.

Staff was like, WTFZZ0R!!!? Put puppy outside. I ran out to make sure that the puppy was alright until owner came along because..seriously..this puppy was obviously well loved. I assumed that I'd see an owner running by screaming, "HAVE YOU SEEN MY PUPPY????!?"

When I got out there, this little girl around 10 was running off with the puppy.

Little Girl: Is this puppy yours?
Me: Um, no? But I came out to keep an eye on her until her owner shows up.
Little Girl: Oh! I'm taking her home. My mom says she doesn't have an owner and we can keep her.
Me: Your mom is a liar.
Little Girl: Well where are her owners then? (as if this proves it)
Me: ...did you think that the dog came out of its mother's vagina with bling attached? (referring to the collar)
Little Girl: *seems to not know how to respond to this and hands over the puppy, backing slowly away*

Later, the mom drove by...WHILE I was fending off the grabby give-me-puppy-hands of like...3 other people who were looking very annoyed that I would not hand over the puppy for them to run off with. "Are you sure? I'll take her. Are you sure?" and she sticks her head out the window and says, "Hey! I'll take her to the vet to see if she's microchipped!!" Yeah. Uh-huh? No.. I'm fine.

Not a minute later, sure enough, owner runs up with, "...how did my puppy get out of the car? Why do you have my puppy? WTH?" It turned out she'd left the window rolled down just a little too much. I was relieved but kind of mortified that so many people were willing to just run off with her puppy when it was perfectly obvious that the owner would probably have been IN the store.

Hilariously, one of the grabby-handed people followed behind her the whole way to the car, insisting that he was never going to try and take her puppy. Which is hilarious because he was telling me all about his stinky hobo farm where the puppy could live. He probably would have given her tetanus.
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Subject:Wockets In Pockets and Faeries In My Pants.
Time:04:47 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] bitchy
Krista: Sandra's chocolate faerie comes once a month.
Ben: You have a chocolate faerie? Where is it?
Sandra: In my pants.
Krista: *laugh* Ben, it's kind of like having a wocket in your pocket!
Krista and Sandra: *laugh*
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Subject:Internet Boredom Survival Guide
Time:01:57 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] nauseated
Bored? Check out one of these: )
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Subject:Ben learns the sad reality of science.
Time:08:59 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] annoyed
I'm having Krista's 8 year old son do science experiments. He loves doing the experiments but flips the fuck out whenever it comes to writing his report after the experiment. And I'm not talking about 1000 words on his method. I'm talking about a small picture and a paragraph. Maybe two small paragraphs.

He ranted at me today, saying this.

"THAT IS NOT WHAT SCIENCE IS. You don't write reports!!!"
"YOU JUST DO YOUR EXPERIMENT AND THEN YOU'RE DONE AND YOU DO ANOTHER ONE! THERE'S NO WRITING! WRITING IS DUMB!"

Ahahahahahahahahaha.
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Current Music:The dulcet tones of the stupid Sydney Airport Intercom System.
Current Location:Sydney Airport Gate 61
Subject:Lesson Learned
Time:06:28 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] pissed off
When you book through Expedia and it tells you that you're booking an international ticket through Virgin Blue, it's lying. I looked up excess baggage prices on Virgin Blue and didn't bring extra cash because it said it should only be about $10. When I got to the counter, they booked me through V Australia and charged me $135, which I didn't have. By this time my bags were already checked and I had no boarding pass. I had to beg himi to transwer enough money onto our credit card for me to pay that excess fee. I'm so annoyed. Currently sitting in front of Express Noodle at the Sydney Airport and leeching their electricity so I can use my laptop. Also watching Season 3 of Dexter.
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Subject:Girliness
Time:10:39 pm
Sometimes I wish that my mother had taken more initiative in teaching me how to be a girly girl. She never once helped me style hair or showed me how to dress or how to put on makeup. It would have been nice.
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Subject:Why do we do these things?
Time:10:22 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] sore
Poll #1449134 High Heels
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 4

Why do women wear designer clothes?

View Answers

For men. The more expensive the clothes, the more appealing.
0 (0.0%)

For other women. They judge you on what you wear.
3 (75.0%)

For themselves. To make themselves look and feel good.
1 (25.0%)

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Subject:Video Game Name Generator Lulz
Time:09:04 pm
Found this video game name generator on Something Awful that was used for their Photoshop Phriday. Some wonderful titles I made include:

Save Yourself from the Furry in the Bayou

Ultra Makeout Crisis

Blasphemous Jetski of Mystery

Retarded Aerobics DS

Kinky Mummy Arena

Morbidly Obese Donkey in the Sky

Transvestite Submarine Uprising

Retarded Lawnmower Overlords (Just picture them. Go ahead.)
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Subject:Ugh
Time:07:38 pm
I've had a sinus infection for about 12 weeks now. The antibiotics, they do nothing! I'm giving up on trying them again (for a third time) and sticking to nasal lavage, antiseptic OTC nose spray and waiting. That is, of course, unless I end up with a gnarly fever again.
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Subject:BTW, I love these guys.
Time:03:07 pm
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Subject:This is ridiculous.
Time:03:03 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] annoyed
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/849287/paris-pool-bans-burqini-swimsuit

Want to punch that Gerin guy in the face for implying that the woman had a political agenda for wearing a garment relevant to her culture.

"Local mayor Alain Kelyor said "all this has nothing to do with Islam," adding that the "burqini" was "not an Islamic swimsuit, that type of suit does not exist in the Koran", the Muslim holy book."

That's like saying rosaries have nothing to do with Christianity because they're not mentioned in the Bible. Oh, what's that, France? You're Catholic? Oh snap.
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Subject:Discipline?
Time:01:03 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] bitchy
There are very few cases in which I'm fully comfortable with the idea of hauling off and giving a kid a good smack.

The child THROWING ROCKS AT PARENTS WHO DON'T GIVE HER FOOD is well beyond that line. http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glance/850104/girl-5-eating-herself-to-death

This is why they're portable. For easy moving and punishing. "I'm scared of my five year old." is never an excuse for letting your kid kill themselves. Grow a fucking backbone.
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Subject:My iPhone
Time:01:01 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] sleepy
So I have an iPhone. I got it free with a very minor upgrade to my Optus account. An iPhone 3G with 8GB.

I had to erase it today because it stopped syncing. Thankfully, due to iTunes' anal retentive backing up, I didn't lose much of anything except a couple phone numbers. <3 my iPhone.
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